WE ARE THE CHURCH OF HOT ADDICTION.
WE BELIEVE IN: FUELED BY RAMEN. OUR GOAL IS TO BE AWESOME, ILLITERATE FLAILERS.
THE 'LAWS': 1. USE CAPS LOCK ALL THE TIME.
2. AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE, YOOSE THEES KIND OF ~AWESOME SPEAK LIKE OMG GUISE. XDD LOLZ
3. CHOOSE A SAINT TO FOLLOW AND WHENEVER YOU HEAR/SEE/READ SOMETHING ABOUT HIM/HER, SCREAM OUT HIS/HER NAME, NO MATTER WHO IS THERE.
OTHER:JON WALKER IS OUR GOD LOLZ.
PETE WENTZ IS THE ANTI-JON AKA DEVIL (BAD!)
TRAVIS MCCOY IS THE DEVIL'S RIGHT HAND GUY
WILLIAM BECKETT IS THE HIGH ANGEL
THA SAINTS.ST. GABE SAPORTA = THE PATRON SAINT OF VIRGINS.
ST. RYAN ROSS = PATRON SAINT OF HOMOSEXUALITY.
ST. BRENDON URIE = PATRON SAINT OF MELLOWNESS.
ST. PATRICK STUMP(H) = PATRON SAINT OF GOODNESS.
ST. JOE TROH = PATRON SAINT OF HAIR.
ST. ANDY HURLEY = PATRON SAINT OF VEGETABLES.
ST. SPENCER SMITH = PATRON SAINT OF HIPS, BITCHINESS, AND MUFFIN TOPZ. // (ALSO DOUBLES AS JON'S WHORE.)
ST. JEREMY DAVIS = PATRON SAINT OF FLIPPINESS.
ST. TOM CONRAD = PATRON SAINT OF TIGHT JEANS AND PLAID SHIRTS.
ST. HAYLEY WILLIAMS = PATRON SAINT OF POCKET-SIZED BEINGS
(JOIN US AND BE PART OF TEH AWESUM.)TO JOIN, COMMENT WITH THE FOLLOWING:NAME (FIRST ONLEH.)
GENDER (DON'T LIE, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WISH YOU WERE A GUY SO YOU COULD BE GAY BUDDIES WITH RYAN ROSS.)
CHOOSE A SAINT TO FOLLOW. (MORE TO COME BBZ.)
(OPTIONAL)
SUGGEST A SAINT OR SOMETHING, COZ BABEH WE NEED MOAR.
1 REASON WHY YOU ARE TEH AWESOME. EDIT:EVERYONE WHO CHOOSES TO FOLLOW THE AWESOME CHURCH OF HOT ADDICTION SHALL REFER TO THYSELFS AS RAMENITES. BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IN FUELEDBYRAMEN. SO THURR.EDITx2: ONCE WE REACH A CERTAIN NUMBER OF MEMBERS, WE ARE MAKIN A COMMUNITY OUT OF THEES, Y/N?JELLO EVERYBODAY. HERE IS THE MEMBER'S LIST FOR THE CHURCH OF HOT ADDICTION ! ASKFJBKESFB *FAPFAP* *FLAIL*
xfireworkzstarx NAME HENRIETTA
GENDER FEMALE
CHOOSE A SAINT TO FOLLOW"JOETROH CAUSE MA HAIR IS BIG, RED, FRIZZY AND CURLY!"
1 REASON WHY YOU ARE TEH AWESHOM "BECAUSE I'M SPIFFING. OR JUST PLAIN MAAAAAD."
snap_braceletNAME VICTORIA
GENDER FEMALE
CHOOSE A SAINT TO FOLLOW "ITS HARD CHOOSING. I WANNA CHOOSE GABE BECAUSE OF THE WHOLE VIRGIN THING BUT IDK.
WAIT WAIT. IMA FOLLOW...ST. ANDY. VEGETABLES!"
1 REASON WHY YOU ARE TEH AWESHOM I'M NOT. I JUST LEECH AWESOMENESS OFF OF HENRIETTA. BUT IF I RLY HAD TO SAY SMTHN I'D SAY IT'S BECAUSE I'M GOOD AT STALKING PEOPLE.
rabidfangirl67NAME ERIN
GENDER FEMALE
CHOOSE A SAINT TO FOLLOW "Patrick Stumph"
1 REASON WHY YOU ARE TEH AWESHOM "Because I just am and you know it's true."
cielunaNAME KRISTINEEEEE
GENDER FEMALE
CHOOSE A SAINT TO FOLLOW "I AM CHOOSINGS PATRICK 'COZ...THIGGGGGHHHHHHS.♥ no further comment needed."
1 REASON WHY YOU ARE TEH AWESHOM "HMMMMM~ I DUNNOW IF AYM OSUM OR WHUT BUT... MEBBE CAUSE MY PERVY, PERVY MIND MEYKS UP SOME WEERD BANDSLASH SHIT THAS NEVAH SEEN TEH LIGHT OF DAYYY."
dr_pepper_print NAME JADE
GENDER FEMALE
CHOOSE A SAINT TO FOLLOW "St. Brendon Urie."
1 REASON WHY YOU ARE TEH AWESHOM
shannytodd NAME SHANNON
GENDER FEMALE
CHOOSE A SAINT TO FOLLOW "OMGZ GUIS I THOT OF AN AWESUMZ NEW SAINT: SPENCER SMITH: THE PATRON SAINT OF MUFFIN TOPZ. WOOP :D"
1 REASON WHY YOU ARE TEH AWESHOM "OOPS THE ONE REASON I AN ~TEH AWESHOM~ IS I JUST MADE UP THAT PATRON SAINT RITE THUR ^"
xarmaangelusx NAME DANI
GENDER FEMALE
CHOOSE A SAINT TO FOLLOW "I WOULD LIKE FOR TO FOLLOW SAINT JEREMY DAVIS, PATRON SAINT OF.. UHM.. FLIPPINESS."
1 REASON WHY YOU ARE TEH AWESHOM "I HAVE A DOGGY THAT WAS JUST HOPPING ON THE FURNITURE."
callie_the_bearNAME CALLIE
GENDER FEMALE
CHOOSE A SAINT TO FOLLOW"ST. JOE TROH = PATRON SAINT OF HAIR. Cos feckin' hell I need lotsa help in the haair department. Like, becos it all fell out from over dyage and bleach~age."
1 REASON WHY YOU ARE TEH AWESHOM "I am so of teh awsum cos I got fired from Tescos, and I'm telling you tahts reely difficult. They dont exackly hav high standardz."
neon_is_loveNAME MAYA
GENDER FEMALE
CHOOSE A SAINT TO FOLLOW "I, MAYA CHOOSE TEW FOLLOEWS ST. RYAN ROSS MAINLYY BECUZZ I TOTES SLAPPED ME FREND THE OTHER DAYY CAUSEE HE TOTES INSULTEDD GAY PEPHOLESSZ."
1 REASON WHY YOU ARE TEH AWESHOM "WHYY AM I TEEH AWSOAME? WELLZ, BECUZZ I AM, END OF. ANDD I'M REALL BOAREDD RIGHT NAOO SOO I DECIDEADD TO JOIN THISS THINGY HERE, MMKAY?"
mike_dirnt_loveNAME GEE
GENDER FEMALE
CHOOSE A SAINT TO FOLLOW "BRENDON URIE AND HIS SHMEXIE ASS"
REASON WHY YOU ARE TEH AWESHOM "WELL DUH DO I NEED REASONS?!"
violent_helenaNAME LINDSEY
GENDER FEMALE
CHOOSE A SAINT TO FOLLOW "SAINT TOMRAD, PATRON SAINT OF TIGHT JEANS AND PLAID SHIRTS"
1 REASON WHY YOU ARE TEH AWESHOM "I AM TEH AWESOME BECAUSE I LIKE TO WEAR THE COLANDER HAT."
kayteafaceNAME KATIE
GENDER FEMALE
CHOOSE A SAINT TO FOLLOW HAYLEH WILLYUMS 8D
1 REASON WHY YOU ARE TEH AWESHOM DER ISH NO REESUN. I WYZ JUST BORN DAT WAY.
EDITWHATEVER: I HAS TO THANK
kayteaface BECAUSE SHE TRANSLATED THIS WHEN IT ALL FUCKED UP AND STUFF, I WUFFLE HER, 'KAYS? KAY.